Oh my giddy giddy gosh...
...How much did your trainers cost? Listennnnnn. Life is happening. Fi true. I know it’s happening for you too, I’m not even tryna dismiss that, but bro, over here – it’s happening. My ability to make a decision, stand firm on the decision AND THEN CHANGE MY MIND has got to be studied Exhibit A) You know I am moving to Birmingham, you know, you have HEARD, I’m sure you are sick of hearing. Last year, I said to myself I am not buying another house ever again, I don’t want the headache, I don’t want the paperwork, I don’t want to chase a solicitor or estate agent again, I absolutely. DO. NOT. WANT. to pay 2 ND / 3 RD TIME BUYER STAMP DUTY EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE, and I don’t want another ‘renovation design project’. No. So I was like ‘cool, I’m just gonna rent in Brum’. Then I did some quick math, cause my son needs a bedroom, I need a bedroom, and I need a wardrobe room (because God forbid I put a wardrobe in my bedroom) and I need a garden and a driveway, and i...